I must be their least favorite patient at this point.

  • Nurse: Well, you can resume sexual activity, but we'd still rather you not orgasm for now.
  • Me: Okay, so just pretend like I'm in college again.
  • Nurse: ...

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  1. tj said: Isn’t it sad that they just said that you can have sex but not orgasm, like that should even be a thing? (I mean, I know it is a thing, but it’s sad that it’s a thing, and it should never be advice. UGH.)
  2. katydidsays reblogged this from irregardlessly
  3. eoporto said: Maybe I’m horrible & selfish, but what the fuck is the point?
  4. yodelmachine said: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MEDICAL ADVICE IS THAT, THAT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. I AM SO SORRY.
  5. irregardlessly posted this
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