Comfortably Dumb

In possibly the most mortifying news ever…. I’m wearing maternity pants to work.

Apparently my cute little normally almond-sized ovaries are about (combined) the size of a soccer ball.

In addition to being mortified, I am angry at the universe for the cruel joke, embarrassed, bloated, humiliated and OH MY GOD THESE PANTS ARE SO COMFORTABLE.

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