Irregardlessly. I am as bad at drawing things as I am at crafts…
My student nominated me for Supervisor of the Year...
1. Awwwwwwww! 2. So glad I didn’t yell at her for wearing that see-through shirt. 3. I get an ice cream social for being nominated. Ice Cream!
Computer to the Rescue!
I’ve just found that my new monitor raises to the exact height at which you cannot see me stuffing my face with Pringles at 11am if you look in my office door. Thanks, Technology!
Things that piss me off more than they should:
Bra commercials that advertise making your boobs perkier when they don’t sell beyond a c cup. Make my grandma tits reach for the sky and THEN you can talk.
Hazards of the trade.
People like to invent things that they think should exist. For example, “I know he went out to dinner in 1895 with this person, so there should be a diary entry/entire essay on what they talked about because I bet it was about this groundbreaking theory that I’ve spent the past 6 years trying to prove and become famous for finding and this one entry is going to make my life...
There are some things that happen in life that you...
I think that’s totally stupid. So there.
Wow that picture makes them look even worse.
Last weekend I took a sewing class. This weekend I’m taking a crocheting class. Because apparently now I like to craft/cry in public?
10 Things to Love About Greenfield →
How is Yesterdays not on the list?!?!
It is actually possible to get all the way to the end of a tube of chapstick.
I mean, I probably did, right?
Having one of those “I think I put on deodorant” days.
Work did not start off well
And it has been going straight downhill ever since. Thank goodness it’s already…10:25. Shit.