September 2011
33 posts
Sometimes life hands you lemons
and, since you’re out of vodka, you want to tell life to go ahead and shove those lemons right up its ass. Sideways.
Things that are not going to happen today:
Lunch.
Apparently.
Penguins training camp starts today
So despite the fact that it’s perfect outside, we’re inside watching a 4x6 box of a zoomed out camera on a computer screen.
And so it begins…
"Just picture Socrates, but with an old man's fist up his ass."
I quite like my Literature and Sexuality professor.
Having nuts and wine.
Alternately, nuts and whine.
In Connecticut to work as Mike's assistant while he shoots a wedding.
Chances it will end in a fight - 99.99999999999%.
