December 2011
25 posts
That's a little corn ball you got there.
We’re sitting at home, getting drunk off of ridiculous beer, joking about what a cunt 2011 has been.
But maybe, when all is said and done, we’ll remember this as the year we went to Ireland. Or the year we got a lot of sad news, but got the chance to spend time with and tell people that we may not have for much longer how much we love them, and the year I started humming the growing...
I randomly decided to keep my office door closed...
Which worked out well for the screaming and crying meltdown that ended up happening a few minutes ago.
Which is funny because yesterday I told a health professional, “I handle stress pretty well.”
Apparently I lie.
"I think the wax won."
My gynecologist’s reaction to last night’s battle royale.
Loki waits until Icarus is totally into catching the mouse and then launches his attacks.
Gooooooooooo uterus!
For the first time in it seems like forever, today I found out that my body is finally doing something right. And as stupid and nonsensical as it may sound, I am close to tears at the prospect that there is finally positive news.
I’m almost drunk in the sheer delight. Or in the 3 glasses of wine I’ve downed in order to calm my nerves.