January 2011
31 posts
Oh my sweet baby Duchess,
Archer Season 2 Has Begun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got an email from my little 85 year old...
Entirely about hockey and football, drinking too much while watching the aforementioned, and having to leave the room to compose herself when her teams fuck up.
i love her.
Geeez, can't I just get my period?!
It’s not late or anything.
I just got the tracker app and I want to use it. This chick and her dog sitting in the window asking me whether it’s started are killing me. Tempted to pre-emptvely tap the “Period started” button.
Engineers
I am the only girl here in a group of 5 guys. Are any of the aforementioned guys talking to me?
See title. “Ohhhh my god that sensor is so awesome!”
Yes I just cried at Hawaii Five-0
And I maintain that I am not hormonal.
I am NOT high maintenance.
I am, however, super moody and over-sensitive.
Wait, does that make me high mainenance?
Hmmmmm.
Do I feel shame
That I blatantly used my nose to use my cell phone rather than remove my gloves?
Not in the least. And I didn’t even fall. More than twice.
GUESS WHO GOT A MOTHERFUCKING B IN HER...
Me.
I don’t think I’ve ever been happy about getting a B. But I’m ecstatic about this one.
Having a bad self-esteem week.
But I bet these chocolate chip cookies will help.
Jolly good old chap.
We’re going to the Harvard v. Yale hockey game tonight.
Hope it’s not BYO Brandy Snifter and Smoking Jacket. I can’t wait to angrily scream “ELITIST!” when the other team scores.
Severe armpit pain insomnia
I do come up with the strangest ailments.
1 tag
Quick Beef Empanadas for the TJ-list
1 lb ground beef
1 onion, minced
Taco seasoning
Saute the first two together until beef is mostly cooked. Add in taco seasoning and cook a bit more. You can also add tomato paste or tomato sauce if it doesn’t look juicy enough.
Pre-made pie crust or puff pastry
Cut a pie crust or pastry dough into 4 pieces. Put some beef in each piece, and fold into pocket and seal. (You may want...
Today's awesome found in the archives name:
Armond Hammer.
Say it fast.
One of my favorite things about reading dead...
is coming across nutty names.
The first today?
John Tancock.
2 folders later?
Albert Einsteln.
Mike turns 30 tomorrow
And I go on the hunt for a trophy boyfriend.
I don't have any resolutions
I had a good year.
There were ups, there were downs. This year will probably be the same in that respect. And while I sport my share of moody grump, I am unbelievably happy.
I guess my resolution is to stay that way. Life isn’t perfect, but that’s okay. I still enjoy it endlessly.
Happy new year. Health and happiness to all.