No quoting Gob Bluth in bed. Unless you want me to hop on my Segway and run over your ass.
I am currently reading a paper titled
“Complexity, Transdisciplinarity and Museum Collections Documentation: Emergent Metaphors for a Complex World.” And really, instead of actually reading, all I can think of is finding the author(s) and kicking them. BRB getting my professor jacket, brandy snifter, and cigars. I should probably white out the one note I’ve made for my boss in red pen right near the title...
i hate engineers
M: Baby, you're overheating, and need to take your shirt off, Doctor's orders!
E: Uh, and which doctor would that be?
E: I want a real medical doctor. You know, like McDreamy.
M: Why would you want McDreamy when you can have MECHDreamy?????
E: I hate you.
That’s how many days we lasted with a broken tv. That’s with watching shows on his laptop while the tv is out of commission. But really, how can you be surprised? Not like we want to talk to each other. He’s just so cute when he’s on the phone with customer service.
Dressing down to dress up: Newest fashion craze.
I couldn’t make up my mind whether to rock the day in sweatpants or a dress. So I’m wearing both. And I’m about to go out in public.
I effing love this song. makes me want to dance....
When you're four...
And you say: All my friends have malibu barbies, why can’t I have one?!?! It is apparently similar to when you’re thirty and say: All my friends are having babies, why can’t I have one?!?! In that you’re not getting what you want. Damn you malibu barbie!
3 years ago today I woke up
with a hangover and a boyfriend. both persist. technically our anniversary was yesterday and it will never not be amusing that neither of us can remember the night’s events.
It's not that I'm day-drinking alone...
there are just so many already-opened bottles of wine from the party, and if I didn’t start now, I wouldn’t get to all of them before they went bad. And who wants to be wasteful?!
"I got you flowers!"
“But don’t worry, I got ones that are already dead so you don’t have to feel bad about killing them.” My gardening prowess is legendary.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of...
The cliché opportunities are endless. ENDLESS! Anyhow, TL;DR for serious. Cause, Internet? It’s the last day of my 20’s. For realzies. And truly, it has been awful and wonderful, just like you’d expect a decade to be. And here I am, coffee in hand (trying so hard not to spill), in a reflectoritatally kind of mood. Cause this it. I have to stop “figuring out who I...
Caroline wants to make sure she holds her pose long enough for you to get the perfect picture of her.
Little baby face is here! His lungs are sticking together (creepy!) And he can’t really breathe on his own yet, so he’s got breathing tubes, is in the NICU, and has not been held :(, but is doing well considering and is expected to be fully awesome. I assume he’ll be magically cured once he meets me. Cause when it comes down to it, it’s all about me.