I’m the person with the boyfriend who, when playing charades and the word is “kindergarten” actually eats clay that’s sitting around.
Surprise Vacation: Two Weeks in a Row!
I think this was more of a self preservation move for Mike, since I’m already crying about people being in Pittsburgh. In any case, Newport, Rhode Island, here we come!
The fat bone's connected to the (beat) non-running...
The asthma drug interacts with the (beat) allergy drug. The allergy drug interacts with the (beat) antibiotic drug. The antibiotic drug interacts with the (beat) birth control drug. So let’s call my afternoon run off.
Knowing might actually be half the battle?
So there was a DNA sale, and I figured, why not? Could be fun. I spit in a tube, sent it in, and decided, holy balls I don’t want to know what terrible things are going to happen to me! But of course I looked at the results today. And in all cases, it was really interesting, and even put to rest huge fears about things I’ve been told to watch out for. Science might just be a little...
Reward system fail.
When it comes to exercise I am extremely into it… If I promise myself something nice afterwards. Which tends to be food or alcohol. Which defeats the purpose.
It's one thing...
When I tell him he should take me away on a spur of the moment vacation. It’s another thing entirely when he actually does. =) Later, Internet.
This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and...– World’s Strongest Beer: BrewDog’s Alcohol Heads to U.S. - TIME Want. Beer.
Q: What the hell is an archivist?
A: A person who reads dead peoples’ mail.
Pumpin' blood bitches.
My blood pressure top number has dropped by 19 since I quit the library. I’d like to dedicate that drop to Crazy OCD Man, Stapler Guy, Angry Headphones Dude, and Violent Plaid. I also have no idea what the BP numbers mean, but apparently I’m back to normal. In terms of blood pressure of course.
Dentist v. Gyno
It’s a tie! We’re both getting our gaps checked tomorrow.
wtf allergy medicine?!
The neighborhood is filled with sounds of summer barbecues and baseballs games. And me, screaming “OH MY GOD MY EYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!”
3.5 hours of work and I'm beat! Thank goodness I...
It's like an alternate universe...with dental.
Every time I talk to someone at my new job and they go out of their way to be nice, I feel like I’m living on a different planet. And I haven’t even started yet.
I am currently reading: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks “Highly recommended” is an understatement. Read about who she is here.
Moving on. At some point.
It’s not the guy that followed me home. It’s not the guy that masturbated on the reference desk. Not the one who screamed that I was an asshole and he would find a way to make me pay. Not even the one that stalked my boyfriend whenever he came to the library. It’s the starer. He would sit across the room and stare at me. Mainly my boobs. He would make sure I knew he was...
I am 2 months and 2 days away from being 30.
And I am not at all okay with that.
So apparently "dildo cam" is not the technical...
and I seem to have made a lasting impression on the receptionist at my doctor’s office.
My DNA sequencing kit has shipped!
In a mere two months I’ll know if I’ve got blue eyes. And if Mike and I are related.
Just because it is skirt-wearing weather,
and I have about 20 of them, does NOT mean I know how to wear them. Sorry for the eyeful, neighbor.
Happy Anniversary, Boston
It’s been a year since we packed up all our crap and paid dudes to deal with it.