March 2009
12 posts
Addictionary :: aigregious →
aigregious
WORD BY
Erin
noun, What American taxpayers feel about bailing out AIG, and then hearing that $165 million in bonuses were given to their employees, who caused the whole mess in the first place.
~WORD OF THE DAY! BY ME! I CANT WAIT TO BE RICH!
Me + Math =
I have a new system for dealing with my fear of numbers when faced with an intricate formulaic challenge:
the answer is 3
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this is the sound of me sighing.
i am, after about 6 weeks of being under the weather, feeling very close to human again.
will i celebrate by being outside with all nature’s creatures reveling about the triumph of the human spirit??
fuck no, bitches. i will be at dee’s six pax and dogz.
hopefully the “cheese” from the fries wont bring on any latent congestion....
St. White Trash Mackin's Day
I am currently dosing my cold at 3x the recommended medicine intake, because i REFUSE to miss the Mackin-parade day.
One Saturday a year (it so happens that its the one before St. Patrick’s Day), just about my whole family (i have about 30 first cousins. on one side) dresses up in green, makes coolers full of bloody mary’s and screw drivers, and head downtown, where we proceed to ride...
O'Healthcare →
*Insert Primal Scream Here*
Was reading an article about the rehauling of the healthcare system where people were once again bitching that the introduction of a government plan would kill…
Living Together - Sharing Your Home With a... →
On one occasion, they got in a wrestling match, and Higgins put one of his “steel-like fingernails” through Bob’s scrotum.
~~~~ just another reason why monkeys are great pets.
ick. grody.
by far the most annoying thing when i panic about gaining weight is the fact that i start acting like a girl, which i pride myself on not acting like.
i might as well go and wear makeup. and brush my hair.
