Irregardlessly


  1. I see you.

    I see you.

  2. We’ve been really good at making renovation decisions. This might be our downfall.

    We’ve been really good at making renovation decisions. This might be our downfall.

  3. It’s a hallway! And a master bedroom (with coffee drinking patio)! Farewell pink kitchen. We’ll miss you forever.

  4. Do you see the lump jutting out of my belly? Nellie is being head-butted by the cat and the baby at the same time. My lap has opinions.

    Do you see the lump jutting out of my belly? Nellie is being head-butted by the cat and the baby at the same time. My lap has opinions.

  5. Some days I marvel at creating them.

    Other days I curl up in a ball and want to disappear.

    Lots of days, I do both!

  6. Friday fashion.

    Friday fashion.

  7. Conversations with COMPLETE STRANGERS.

    • Lady:
      Oh you look tired! Your first? Just wait until the baby comes--

    • Me:
      Not my first.

    • Lady:
      Oooooo two is so much crazier than one, just wait--

    • Me:
      It's my third.

    • Lady:
      (long pause) Did you have natural births?

    • Me:
      Fuck off.


  8. This baby is getting on my nerves.

    Literally.

    My left leg is twitching. And my butt cheek keeps clenching.

    My crotch also has the hiccups.

  9. Coming along. Slowly. So slowly.

  10. Technology is so fucking weird. (Yeah. It’s an ultrasound picture. Deal.)

That hand up near the face punches me over and over, all day long.

    Technology is so fucking weird. (Yeah. It’s an ultrasound picture. Deal.)

    That hand up near the face punches me over and over, all day long.