Irregardlessly


  1. They ride the same-sized bike!

    They ride the same-sized bike!

  2. Bike riding big girls.

    Bike riding big girls.

  3. I did not have enough wrapping paper to brightly enclose my mom’s missing the girls.

    I did not have enough wrapping paper to brightly enclose my mom’s missing the girls.

  4. 2 years ago. #tbt

    2 years ago. #tbt

  5. Icky is super comfy but requests that I be wearing pants next time.

    Icky is super comfy but requests that I be wearing pants next time.

  6. This “no standing or lifting” doctor decree is going so well.

    I am having one of those days where I feel like the kids must hate me, because why would they be this awful?

    I was looking forward to the day when I woke up. We’ve been having good days up until now.

    They’ve been super rough with each other. And I feel like the neighbors must think I’m insane for yelling, but it’s so hard for me to get around that I’m not sure what to do when I can’t run and pull the one off of the other as quickly as needed.

    Sometimes it seems like they’re good for everyone but me and it makes me feel badly. Like everyone else is nicer and more fun.

    This is a rough one. Physically and emotionally. It’s been a long 9 months for us all and I feel guilty about it.

  7. Enjoying the last days of being 1.

    Enjoying the last days of being 1.

  8. I dropped a bagel chip on my belly and made the conscious decision to just leave it there until I got hungry again.

    I dropped a bagel chip on my belly and made the conscious decision to just leave it there until I got hungry again.

  9. They managed to stop my contractions last night with some medicine that makes you feel like your heart and head are going to explode. 

Loki has not left me alone since we got back from the hospital. He will not move. I swear he knew I was pregnant before I did. He’s in touch with hormones, this one.

    They managed to stop my contractions last night with some medicine that makes you feel like your heart and head are going to explode.

    Loki has not left me alone since we got back from the hospital. He will not move. I swear he knew I was pregnant before I did. He’s in touch with hormones, this one.

  10. Oh, New England. Suck a dick.

    This morning, I went to 1400 Centre St. Newton for an appointment.

    I should have gone to 1400 Centre St. Newton Center, Newton for the appointment.

    They are 15 minutes apart. In the same town.

    At the time, I thought the day couldn’t get any worse. It showed me.